“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

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pother:

I control your entire country, kids

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

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basedboy420:

I’m fucking shouting

basedboy420:

I’m fucking shouting

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hi:

I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

hi:

I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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alyajmemes:

ALY & AJ, now 78violet, have signed with new management and their NEW SINGLE Hothouse is coming THIS SUMMER. Reblog so all your friends who think they’re dead are aware!

alyajmemes:

ALY & AJ, now 78violet, have signed with new management and their NEW SINGLE Hothouse is coming THIS SUMMER. Reblog so all your friends who think they’re dead are aware!

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If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

image

that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

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that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

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owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

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eliteclassmeme:

your boobs are real? great! your boobs are fake? thats pretty cool too. you erased the memories of your classmates and forced them into a school of mutual killing? wow thats kind of

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