Littles when they first start exploring ddlg: I don't think I could ever call a man "Daddy". It's a little weird.

After one month: DADDYYYYY

Anonymous asked:

Any tips on eating a girl out???

Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen Answer:

arabellarenata:

xxxsweetheart:

curvy-naughty-horny-mama:

dom-wolf:

Never start kissing her princess parts immediately. Maintain eye contact as you undress her. Slowly. Always with great care. Move with confidence as you tell her she’s going to be savored. Every inch of her worshipped. Start at her thighs when you kiss. Be gentle. Be calm. Look her in the eyes always, especially as you focus more on her inner thighs. Work your way closer as you switch between thighs. Still, don’t kiss her princess parts yet. Kiss all around her little flower. Moan as you kiss as if you’re the one receiving oral pleasures. Make wet sounds and you gently suck on her outter lips. Start kissing the bottom where she opens. Don’t dare kiss her clit. Kiss all around it. It’s important to take your time. You want her to beg. Clasp her hands in yours if she tries to force your mouth onto her clit. This will make it feel like a bonding experience and also allow you to maintain control. Moan as if you’re about to cum. Finger her carefully. Nothing fast or hard. Softly and slowly. Don’t rub her G-spot either. Again, rub around it. Tease it. Don’t kiss her clit until she’s bucking. She’ll be the one to hold your head to her clit when she can’t wait anymore. When she does finally lose control and thrust her hips onto your tongue, only then is it time to suck her clit hard and rub firmly on her G-spot. Suck like you’re trying to pull her clit up and scrub on her spot as if you’re trying to pull it out. This usually will make a girl squirt too. This is my prefered method but of course her mood will determine the pace and enthusiasm of your performance. At least that’s what you should be basing your technique on.

Ohhhhhhh my!!!! Gasp!

Wow! That’s good!!

Holy fuck excuse me as I go afk now.

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

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- Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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lapfulofmisha:

marbearflair:

gaymommy:

samisforsamurai:

fuckingwhiskey:

if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick

Or maybe they’ve only seen one boob

not even a set of boobs because boobs are usually 2 different sizes

just one boob

all by its lonesome

a singular boob floating aimlessly through the void

incredible

image

HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT

(Source: rydenarmani, via daddysbrattykittycat)

misguidedmiracle:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHREDS

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

(Source: welcome-to-the-crying-parade, via timeswhenlucywasright)

mquester:

I loved this scene so much. The actors play off this pairing as flirty and adorable in a way the characters really weren’t in the novels IMO. 

That said, when she said the line, “Girls see more blood than boys,” my husband was all confused and like, “What, warrior women, she means?”

So I just looked at him and started listing off, “Blood from their periods every month, maybe blood from sex, blood from childbirth, blood from tending and washing the wounded and dead…That’s been true for most of womankind all through history.”

And he got very, very quiet.

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joshpeck:

cursedmistakes:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

this is honestly a spiritual experience

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